Fatmouse
Fatmouse is an Internet meme concerning a megalomaniacal, overweight mouse. The Fatmouse website is located at fatmouse.tk and contains clinical images of obese mice purporting to be members of the Fatmouse regime, and superlative descriptions of Fatmouse's plans for world domination. All text is in upper-case letters.
Quotes
- "FATMOUSE MAKES EVERYTHING A LOT BETTER. HE DOESN'T MAKE THINGS. HE MAKES THEM BETTER."
- "FATMOUSE IS THE NEW SCIENCE OF MATHEMATICS. THE FATMOUSE THEOREM IS: FATMOUSE + YOU = FATMOUSE"
- "FATMOUSE HAS A LIMOUSINE AND A YACHT AND A SWIMMING POOL. FATMOUSE DOES NOT SWIM. SWIMMING DESTROYS PRECIOUS CALORIES. LIFE IS NOT IMPORTANT. ONLY CALORIES ARE IMPORTANT."